Some of ye may find this page offensive. By some some of ye, I mean anyone who is either a male or a female (or both, for that matter.) However, specifically, the Dove Test should not be read by any of the following: Canada; Canadia: Canadians; Canadian Geese; Canadian Bacon; the Montreal "We're French!" Canadiens; the Canadian Olympic Basketball team, of which I am the captain; people of Canadian descent; people of Canadian origin; the Canadian Prime Minister; lumberjacks; the Queen of England, who happens to be the head of state of - you guessed it - Canada; Richard M. Nixon; Samuel L. Jackson; anyone who has been in Canada within the past sex weeks; doves from Canada; the CRA (Canadian Republican Army); Margaret Thatcher; the New York Yankees; members of any Federation (Trade Federation, Federation of Planets, Russian Federation, Federation of Gun Owning Hillbillies, United Federation of Groups with Inappropriate Acronyms (NBC)); Richard M. Nixon again; Richard M. Nixon's dog Checkers; people who play checkers (chinese or otherwise); people who eat at checkers; people who wear checkered shoes; people who say Czech instead of Check; the good people over at Phillip Morris, who are proud to bring you Lung Cancer; Charlton "Shoot that Liberal Commie Nazi Gun-Hating Bleeding Heart Scum" Heston; all those in the Canadian Parliament; illegal Canadian immigrants; clothes with "Made in Canada" tags; anything made in Canada; some would call me Tim; residents of the provinces of Ontario, Alberta, British Columbia, Quebec, Manitoba, Saskatchewan (Capital: Regina), New Brunswick, Newfoundland, Prince Edward Island, and Nova Scotia; residents of the Canadian territories of Nunavut, the Yukon Territories, and the Northwest Territories; people who live in Canada's colonies, or, should I say, colony of Minnesota; Bud H. Selig; all those who live under a flag with a leaf on it, and that includes those leaves which may not be grown legally (I'm looking at you Tosa East); Ludacris "I don't have a last name"; anyone from Wauwatosa; Canadian religious figures; French-Canadians; the Canadian National (CN) Tower; the Toronto Blue Jays; anyone from a city that has a hockey team whose name includes the words "Leafs", "Canucks," or "Canadiens"; and the Canadian ambassador to Florida.
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